Date Unknown: Frank Dallessandro, spending too much time alone watching the 24-hour news channels, decides to build a fallout shelter. Unfortunately he lives on the seventh floor of an apartment. On the plus side, he was no longer alone when his downstairs neighbor came home.

If you think having gays in the military is a problem then you aren't paying attention to the things that the military do. I think anyone who has the balls to enlist and is physically and mentally able to should be able to without taking crap. If you don't like it, then you go fight a war.

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